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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 01:23 PM
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Lawyer Vs. Cop


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.

He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has
a better education.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies
expense...

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."


Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket,if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
sh.it out of the lawyer and says:

"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 02:02 PM
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Good one.
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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ahahahah!! great! i love it
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 03:25 PM
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All lawyers should get the same treatment.
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jun 10 2005, 06:25 PM
All lawyers should get the same treatment.
* except RC
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jun 11 2005, 07:25 AM
All lawyers should get the same treatment.


They are the leeches of society !!!!!













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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 10:08 AM
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RC isn't a lawyer.
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 10:34 AM
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I like it!
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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"i would like you to slow down, so i get more visable marks, so i can sue you for you beating me."
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