"Dean spent over $40 million to win the primary. All that money didn't win. It's amazing. It's like the New York Yankees of politics."

 

"Over and over, Howard Dean reiterated he never kowtowed to special interest groups like, say voters."

 

"Today was the Wisconsin primary ... But they say it looks like Howard Dean is doing worse than expected. Worse than expected? That must be pretty bad since he was expected to drop out of the race. What now, is he being deported?"

 

"Howard Dean announced today he will campaign in seven states. The states are Rage, Frenzy, Fury, Rath, Fever, Agitation, and Delirium. Yeeeeaaaah!"

 

"Dean urged voters in Wisconsin to ignore the polls and choose the strongest candidate to beat President Bush. His supporters gave the speech a huge ovation and then immediately switched their votes to Kerry."

 

"Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did."

 

"Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators."

 

"Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop the hemorrhaging."

 

the poor, poor children.

 

"In a recent interview Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle said that American politics is becoming meaner and meaner. After hearing this top Republicans said that Daschle makes a good point for a guy who's ugly and probably gay."