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Old Dec 16, 2005 | 09:16 AM
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"You know President Bush and his father have nicknames for each other? President Bush calls his father 41, because he was the 41st president, and his father calls him 43, because that's his approval rating." --Jay Leno
Old Dec 16, 2005 | 09:20 AM
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Old Dec 16, 2005 | 09:22 AM
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Old Dec 16, 2005 | 09:23 AM
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Old Dec 16, 2005 | 11:41 AM
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[QUOTE=jasonw,Dec 16 2005, 01:13 PM] They always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. I'm not kidding. They're not going to serve that this year. But they have a new one called the FEMA. It's strong and it hits you about a week later.
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Dec 15 2005, 03:09 PM
As President Bush is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir."

President Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."
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Old Dec 18, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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Old Dec 18, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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Old Dec 18, 2005 | 07:38 PM
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