Put Christ back in Christmas? Start by putting Christ back in Christianity

 

As President Bush is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir."

President Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."

 

 

 

'm not impressed by what college your kid is going to. George Bush went to Yale, the end.—Bill Maher

 

Bush couldn't have flown in Vietnam; his pilot light has been out for decades.—Zings!

 

 

They always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. I'm not kidding. They're not going to serve that this year. But they have a new one called the FEMA. It's strong and it hits you about a week later. – Bill Maher