Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions - David Letterman

10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches
9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica
8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360
7. More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"
6. Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier
5. To capture and bring to justice King Kong
4. Beat the twins at beer pong
3. Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"
2. Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week
1. "Who needs resolutions? Everythng is fine"

 

 

 

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December 30, 2005
Bush, Hillary Top Most Admired List In U.S.

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I have a great way to help the hurricane victims of New Orleans. Here's what you do... If you live in New Orleans, pretend to have weapons of mass destruction. Remind President Bush that Louisiana has oil. He'll invade and then spend a trillion dollars rebuilding the place!—Jay Leno

 

 

"President Bush says he is 100% sure he was right to wiretap. 100% sure that he was right to wiretap. And you know Bush, when he says he's 100% sure, he's always right." --David Letterman