When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'guilty.'—President Theodore Roosevelt

 

 

“What a terrific crowd, boy. You all sound like the oil executives after the doctors released Dick Cheney from the hospital.”—Jay Leno

 

"Have you been watching the Alito Supreme Court nomination hearings? The Democrats are upset, they're crazy, they're already accusing him of giving vague, contradictory answers. And Alito was on that, he shot back, 'Maybe, maybe not.'" --David Letterman

 

 

 

a word from our President............ (God help us).

Can the English language survive?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed,! we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
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"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
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"Doctors in Israel are now slowly drawing Ariel Sharon out of his coma. Experts say it is unlikely someone could run a country with a severe loss of brain activity. I beg to differ." -- Jay Leno