This is where I got it from. Apparently it would have started in early OCT but some cows were complaining it would affect their schedule. <- It's true:

 

George Bush was spending some time at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. One afternoon, he was riding in the back of his official limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man..

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my ranch," instructed the president.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

"Bring them along!" replied the president. He turned to the other man and said "You come with us, too".

"But, sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well," answered Bush as he headed for his limo. They all climbed in, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Bush replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place... the grass is almost a foot tall!"

 

One night, George W. Bush was awakened in the White House by the ghost of George Washington.

George W. asked the ghost, "Mr. Washington, sir, what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, George W., just as I did."

The following evening, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared before Bush in the dark bedroom.

"Mr. Jefferson, sir," George W. asked, "what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?"

"Preserve the land for future generations and stay out of foreign affairs."

Bush wasn't sleeping well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "Mr. Lincoln, sir, what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?" George W. asked.

"Go see a play."

 

 

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush are captured by terrorists in the jungle. The terrorists prepare to execute them by firing squad, one by one. Clinton is chosen first. As the terrorists aim their rifles, Clinton yells, "hurricane!" The terrorists drop to the ground in confusion and Clinton escapes. They select Gore next. As the terrorists aim their rifles, Gore thinks, "well, the distraction worked for Clinton, it'll work for me". Gore yells, "tornado!" The terrorists drop to the ground in confusion and Gore escapes. Bush is the last one left. As the terrorists aim their rifles, W. thinks, "well, natural disasters worked for Clinton and Gore, it'll work for me." Bush yells, "fire!"

 

How did Barbara Bush get involved?

 

every time I see this thread I think it's about Mocky....


2 lbs.

 

duece eight.

 

Lets mock Mocky then

 

Move to western Indiana and you won't have to deal with it.