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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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WSB and TJ decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the two, the genie grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, ?I wish the ocean was made of beer.? Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, Way to go asshole! Now we have to piss in the boat!

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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 03:09 PM
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WSB doesn't like
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 03:10 PM
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TJ prefers Gin.
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 05:29 AM
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for everyone
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 07:29 AM
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Might as well piss in the beer, it won't taste any worse.
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 07:34 AM
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 07:35 AM
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makes me
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 07:35 AM
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eww! what about soju?
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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Soju makes my poopy come out funny, but no - the is usually from the KBBQ, OB, and Nappa Cabbage KimChee
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 09:20 AM
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trunkie, the corner is a pretty tolerant place but we are not so tolerant as you can post about your "P-word". Please refrain from doing so here to forth.
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