Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 22 2008, 10:52 AM

So, there was another guy lost at sea. He had been sportfishing near the Farallons and ran out of gas. Radio was spotty. . . anyway, as it came to pass he didn't catch shit, so he wound up using some of his chum to bait seagulls.

Another week passes or so, and the Coast Guard finally finds him. They said, "Hey, we're glad you're okay, and here's the charges for killing a protected seabird. . . don't worry, we got the DA to waive it, but we have to note it." The guy was slightly perplexed, but realized that hey, it's the government. . .

So, they're towing the boat back, and the Coast Guard guy with him asks, "Hey, I know this is a little weird, but what did seagull taste like?"

He replied, "Somewhere between Bald Eagle and Spotted Owl."

Originally Posted by raymo19,Jun 22 2008, 02:45 PM

Dear Magic Hair Ball:

Why do my right wrist and elbow feel so sore? I haven't been watching a lot of pron I swear. Could it be something to do with spreading 60 cubic feet of mulch and running a power washer all day the next day?

Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 22 2008, 09:17 PM

try sleeping on your other side.
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idiot.
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