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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by MrForgetable,Jun 7 2006, 09:30 PM
will i ever get a picture of a naked stormtrooper?
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 7 2006, 09:33 PM
Why didn't the world end yesterday?
Magic Hate Ball sez: "It's a complicated math problem you wouldn't understand."
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 7 2006, 09:34 PM
When the rapture does come, will us that are left behind inherit all the money/toys of the righteous?
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 06:45 AM
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Why do some people have trouble differentiating their rectum from the vocal cords?
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 07:25 AM
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Will Wack Wash his car?
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 8 2006, 04:01 AM
"...He's a sweet, pink, bag of flesh."
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 8 2006, 07:25 AM
Will Wack Wash his car?
Magic Hate Ball sez: "I hope so, I'm tired of looking at that shit. God he's focking slob. Plus he's jerk. And he masturbates too much."
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:46 AM
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You can never masturbate too much.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:50 AM
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jun 8 2006, 06:45 AM
Why do some people have trouble differentiating their rectum from the vocal cords?
Magic Hate Ball sez: "This is a complicated answer. You see, what happens is, a person who suffers from horrible intestinal gas emission gets their head stuck firmly in their ass, like when Excaliber was stuck in the stone and it took the chosen one to remove it, this goes flows into their mouth in a constant manner, never ceasing, and as the ass gas flow down this persons throat it activates the vocal chords creating a sound much like speech but is, in fact, just farting jibberish."
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