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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 08:31 AM
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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit."

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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 08:35 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 08:56 AM
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Isn't it 83 outside right now? :cornfused:
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 9 2007, 09:56 AM
Isn't it 83 outside right now? :cornfused:
No, it won't be 83
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:00 AM
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Raptor, you don't own any soap.
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:02 AM
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He don't need it anymore.
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:04 AM
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I can smell him from here, and I'm in The Bay Area.
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 9 2007, 10:00 AM
Raptor, you don't own any soap.
It's an empty box. My soap is in theand the!
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:06 AM
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Kudos on the use of there RB!
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Old Jan 9, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 9 2007, 01:04 PM


I can smell him from here, and I'm in The Bay Area.
If I remeber, the Bay area just smells fishy.
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