Mission Accomplished
It must be Bush he is heading/peeing to the right!
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Three guys die and arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter asks them to identify themselves. The first guy says he's Salvador Dali. St. Peter says "How do I know you're Salvador Dali?" The guy whips out a sketch pad and draws a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter says "OK, I'm convinced" and lets him in. The second guy says he's Albert Einstein. St. Peter says "How do I know you're Albert Einsteini?" The guy starts to explain the Theory of Relativity to him. St. Peter says "OK, I'm convinced" and lets him in. The third guy identifies himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter says "Now, wait a minute. The first twp guys were Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein, now you're trying to tell me you're George W. Bush. I made them prove who they are." Bush replied "Who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced and let him in.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 12 2005, 02:10 PM
Three guys die and arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter asks them to identify themselves. The first guy says he's Salvador Dali. St. Peter says "How do I know you're Salvador Dali?" The guy whips out a sketch pad and draws a magnificent surrealistic sketch. St. Peter says "OK, I'm convinced" and lets him in. The second guy says he's Albert Einstein. St. Peter says "How do I know you're Albert Einsteini?" The guy starts to explain the Theory of Relativity to him. St. Peter says "OK, I'm convinced" and lets him in. The third guy identifies himself as George W. Bush. St. Peter says "Now, wait a minute. The first twp guys were Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein, now you're trying to tell me you're George W. Bush. I made them prove who they are." Bush replied "Who are they?" St. Peter said "OK, I'm convinced and let him in.