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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Sep 30 2004, 09:55 AM
For just hundreds of dollars a day...the cost of most mild alcoholic's daily bar tab....you could sponsor a 
Call 1-88-CORNERME today and you will receive...free of charge, a booklet, containing a list of availables, with pictures of each (mugshots and parole information where applicable) and descriptions of their habits.
Once you've chosen a whore to sponsor, send the reply card with your selection back to us. In a short time an S2000 will roar into your driveway and your will be home!.....to eat your food, take up your bandwidth, drink your liquor, and heckle your neighbors! We guarantee that you'll be quite happy with your and will enjoy years of slurred speech, bad one-liners, and sexual advances!*
*not a guarantee*
Call 1-88-CORNERME today and you will receive...free of charge, a booklet, containing a list of available
s, with pictures of each (mugshots and parole information where applicable) and descriptions of their habits. Once you've chosen a whore to sponsor, send the reply card with your selection back to us. In a short time an S2000 will roar into your driveway and your
will be home!.....to eat your food, take up your bandwidth, drink your liquor, and heckle your neighbors! We guarantee that you'll be quite happy with your and will enjoy years of slurred speech, bad one-liners, and sexual advances!* *not a guarantee*
I won't even heckle the neighbors!
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From: San Francisco
Originally Posted by brantshali,Sep 29 2004, 11:46 PM
Hmmmm...interesting proposition, 'Nessa. You want a bunch of guys (well, we are predominantly guys here in the Corner) to pony up money for some silly hick to go visit one of the Corner Hotties?!
good one brant
