Mission Jake!
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Sep 30 2004, 07:55 AM
For just hundreds of dollars a day...the cost of most mild alcoholic's daily bar tab....you could sponsor a 
Call 1-88-CORNERME today and you will receive...free of charge, a booklet, containing a list of availables, with pictures of each (mugshots and parole information where applicable) and descriptions of their habits.
Once you've chosen a whore to sponsor, send the reply card with your selection back to us. In a short time an S2000 will roar into your driveway and your will be home!.....to eat your food, take up your bandwidth, drink your liquor, and heckle your neighbors! We guarantee that you'll be quite happy with your and will enjoy years of slurred speech, bad one-liners, and sexual advances!*
*not a guarantee*
Call 1-88-CORNERME today and you will receive...free of charge, a booklet, containing a list of available
s, with pictures of each (mugshots and parole information where applicable) and descriptions of their habits. Once you've chosen a whore to sponsor, send the reply card with your selection back to us. In a short time an S2000 will roar into your driveway and your
will be home!.....to eat your food, take up your bandwidth, drink your liquor, and heckle your neighbors! We guarantee that you'll be quite happy with your and will enjoy years of slurred speech, bad one-liners, and sexual advances!* *not a guarantee*
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From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
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32 year old Carol Bennis of Claren, Indianna writes:
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"Dude.....this guy drinks like a fish...it's ****ing awesome. And everytime I change dorms? My postwhore sets up my computer for me so that he can post....all while shotgunning a beer, man. He's ****ing crazy...but in a good way...He totally made the Drunk Tank at the county jail liveable...even if he WAS the reason we got thrown in in the first place.....Can I start over?...my head still a'lil sloshed ."
DON'T miss out on your chance to help a and help yourself to YEARS of entertainment ! Call 1-88-CORNER-ME....right now!
HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
Now you can have all that and more by adopting a
! Bring a whole new level of excitement to your life! Enjoy the hours of attention you'll receive from co-workers through the never-ending stories generated by "what your did this weekend". Get back at that old broad who lives two houses down or the neighbors kids! All it takes is one phone call to 1-88-CORNER-ME. Just read what some of these satisfied customers have to say about their adoptions! 32 year old Carol Bennis of Claren, Indianna writes:
"I really didn't know what to expect. I didn't know anyone with their own postwhore at the time...but when I got mine I was really impressed. I take him everywhere I go, especially out to bars and nightclubs. It's great having someone around that will talk meaningless smack to anyone I happen to point to and say 'sick'em'. And if I ever need to get somewhere in a hurry I leave my Toyota Tercel at home and let my postwhore do the driving. Occasionally he does pinch my rear...but I think that's just postwhore for 'I'm happy'....now all my friends want their own whore. "
College Student Eric Dureka had this to say about his
experience:"Dude.....this guy drinks like a fish...it's ****ing awesome. And everytime I change dorms? My postwhore sets up my computer for me so that he can post....all while shotgunning a beer, man. He's ****ing crazy...but in a good way...He totally made the Drunk Tank at the county jail liveable...even if he WAS the reason we got thrown in in the first place.....Can I start over?...my head still a'lil sloshed ."
DON'T miss out on your chance to help a
and help yourself to YEARS of entertainment ! Call 1-88-CORNER-ME....right now!
