Mitch Hedberg!
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Mitch Hedberg!
Mom is in 
with him! 
Hes a 222222222222 funny Comidian you have to check him out! 
Im gonna throw a few of my faves in here to give ya a sample of his SILLIENESS! 
"I havent slept for 10 days because.........that would be too long "
" Last week I helped one of my friends STAY PUT..........thats alot easier than helpin someone Move! I just went over to his house and made sure he didnt start to load SHIEEET into a truck!
"My friend asked me if i wanted a Frozen Bannana I said NO! But I want a regular Bannana later sooooo yeaahhhhhhhhh "
"I got my hair Highlighted cuz I thought certain strands were more important than others"
" I wrote my friend a letter with a Highlighter Pen and he could not read it........He thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper "
"I wanna be the RACE CAR PASSENGER the guy that just sits n bugs the Driver!
"Hey man can I turn on the radio?"
" Why we gotta keep goin in Circles?"
" You should slow down"
" Can I hang my feet out da window?"
" Man you REALY like Tide"
Hes just 2 CUTE his attitude is awesome totaly LAID BACK!
with him! Hes a 222222222222 funny Comidian you have to check him out! Im gonna throw a few of my faves in here to give ya a sample of his SILLIENESS! "I havent slept for 10 days because.........that would be too long "
" Last week I helped one of my friends STAY PUT..........thats alot easier than helpin someone Move! I just went over to his house and made sure he didnt start to load SHIEEET into a truck!
"My friend asked me if i wanted a Frozen Bannana I said NO! But I want a regular Bannana later sooooo yeaahhhhhhhhh "
"I got my hair Highlighted cuz I thought certain strands were more important than others"
" I wrote my friend a letter with a Highlighter Pen and he could not read it........He thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper "
"I wanna be the RACE CAR PASSENGER the guy that just sits n bugs the Driver!
"Hey man can I turn on the radio?"
" Why we gotta keep goin in Circles?"
" You should slow down"
" Can I hang my feet out da window?"
" Man you REALY like Tide"
Hes just 2 CUTE his attitude is awesome totaly LAID BACK!
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Aug 29 2004, 05:23 PM
Who don't you love, mom?
her 
I'll try to think of anyone else I DONT
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have you ever wondered why when you blow in a dog's face they turn their head and don't like it . . .. . but the minute you get them in the care they stick their head out the window!
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Aug 29 2004, 08:20 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm lemme tink ahhhhh well ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there was this mean girl that tryed to steal my Big Sisters Bike from me when I was like 10 I dont her I'll try to think of anyone else I DONT
her I'll try to think of anyone else I DONT
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Aug 29 2004, 06:24 PM
have you ever wondered why when you blow in a dog's face they turn their head and don't like it . . .. . but the minute you get them in the care they stick their head out the window!
Ive heard that one Robbie Its true huh! Silly Doggies! 
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Aug 29 2004, 06:31 PM
its a TRUE story and it wasnt nice! I was SO excited cuz I got to ride my Big Sis's really 
bike up to the store. Well it was a lil big for me but I did anyway. I had it outside the store and this Girls all " OH what a
bike can I try it?" Well you know Mom I was Mom from Day 1 so Im like Ok She TOOK OFF and didnt come back 
I think I started
ing and some big kids helped me chase her down and get it back! I was SO FREAKED out and scared to tell what happend when I finally got home I didnt 