If it has bacon in it, it must be good

 

From your mouth to pork fats piglets ears

 

"This shirt is Dry Clean Only" "That means its DIRTY!


Hes 222222222222222222 CUTE! AND OMG guess what the Google Adds JUST flashed????? Mithchie Poo Tickets!

:runstolinkie:

 

"I played Golf I wasnt good at it I never got a hole in one..........BUT I DID hit a guy! Thats WAY MORE SATISFYING your sposed to yell FORE but I was too busy mumblin "theres no way thats gonna hit him"

 

Mom said "Hed." Huh, huh, huh,

 

"I think Pringles inital intention was to sell TENNIS BALLS ...............but the day that the RUBBER was sposed to show up instead a Big Truck Load of Potatoes arrived........... Pringels is a Laid Back Company so they said Fock IT CUT UM UP! Hes just 2222222222222 funny!

 

"Im against Picketing but I dont know how to show it"

 

"I know alot about cars........I can look at a cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its commin"

 

Mitch Hedberg rules!!!

 

YESSSSSSSSSSS! Someone who KNOWS da funniest DUDE ever! Mom 's him ya know! p0pe I your AV hes 222222222222 cute! 1 a Mom's Fave movies ya know!