Vtecmom is driving the Vmom in downtown Spamammish. She gets in a head on with a man in a Yugo on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, Mom says "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" Mom continues "And look at this, here's another miracle my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune" Then, she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to Mom. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks "Aren't you having any?" Mom replies "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

sneaky

 

 

scared me 4 a minute RB thought I had gotten in an accident


silly everyone knowz I would have been first to drink half the bottle

 

happy birthday?

 

Snow in Spammish?

 

[QUOTE=ruexp67,Oct 26 2007, 02:04 PM] Snow in Spammish?

 

Old data.


It was over 100 deg in the Chicago area on Oct 7th this year.

Global Warming FTMFW!

 

That was the last time it snowed in amish, so it's current data.

 

yep