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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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gomarlin... what do you teach? i want to teach when I leave the 'rat-race'.
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jan 31 2006, 11:12 AM

5) Karry is too short to push that 35th floor button.
..and will use the umbrella to push the 35th floor button.
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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[QUOTE=jedwards,Jan 31 2006, 11:22 AM] [COLOR=red]gomarlin... what do you teach?
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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#6 TEQUILA!!!!!!!! He made it from the cactus along the way!!!!
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by gomarlins3,Jan 31 2006, 10:22 AM
..and will use the umbrella to push the 35th floor button.
Ah! So goes up on rainy days? I didn't see that first read.

Math. Cool. For me it would be math, physics, econ or business. Probably physics but I love math (Alg, Calc are favs)
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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2. I know this one, but it isn't fair because I've heard it before.

6. It's because Jack isn't normal (and completed the 10 day desert crossing in 2 days in his S2000 ).
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jan 31 2006, 01:12 PM
1) the man's 4th step and boys 6th. On their first they are right right. On the man's second and boy's third the man is steppint left and boy right. On man's 4th he's stepping left and now the boy is stepping left too on his 6th.

2) 'cuz I get these quizzes right?

3) Both (Billy and Mocky) together since they're on the same plane.

4) The one with the bad hair since the other guy must have cut it and likely the guy with the bad hair cut the neatly trimmed guy's hair.

5) Karry is too short to push that 35th floor button.

6) He brought along soda?

trying 2 again.... thinking.
Isn't 3 whoever gets off the plane first?
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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Oh, I get it:
#3: neither, they'll both hit water.
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jan 31 2006, 12:43 PM
Todays wonderfull ?'s>


1. A man and a boy who are walking together step out with their right feet first. The boy walks three paces while the man walks two. When will they both put their left feet forward together? Explain.


2. jedwards summoned the waiter and said, " There's a fly in my stew you idiot! I demand a new bowl. Don't try to fool me by removing the fly and returning the same bowl! " The waiter retreated to the kitchen, removed the fly, and returned the same bowl of stew, assuring jedwards that it was a fresh one. Minutes later an outraged jedwards called the waiter over and exclaimed, " How dare you try to fool me! This is the same bowl of stew! " How could jedwards have known?


3. West Side Billy and Mocky were in a plane off the coast of South America at 300 meters altitude. Billy and Mocky were in this situation as a result of a bet. Mocky claimed that if he dropped a five kilogram steel ball from the plane six seconds after Billy dropped a five kilogram sack of feathers, the steel ball would hit the ground first. Which of the two will actually hit the ground first?


4. E ticket Mickey was passing through a small town when he decided to get a haircut. There was only one barber shop in town, and it employed two barbers. One of the barbers had a nice, neatly trimmed head of hair, and the other looked like his hair had been cut with a pair of hedge clippers. Which of the two barbers shoud Mickey choose to cut his hair and why?


5. Karry Queen works on the 35th floor of an office tower. Most mornings Karry will ride the elevator as far as the 25th floor, then climb the stairs to the 35th. On mornings when it's raining, however, he will allways ride the elevator to the 35th floor. Since Karry is neither fond of exersise nor superstitious, what could be the reason for this rather bizarre behaviour?


6. It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than one week without drinking, yet Jack managed a ten day desert crossing without finding water or bringing any along. How was this possible?


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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Jan 31 2006, 03:10 PM
Oh, I get it:
#3: neither, they'll both hit water.
Your right. I read right over the "off the coast" part. I need to remember that one for my students.
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