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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:55 PM
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1. she uses a flashlight

2. 72 of course.

3. 40 of course

4. he was drunk, of course.

5. not very probable.

6 The distanc betwenn mitch and billy

7. Z comes after Y
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 04:55 PM
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Is there such a thing as a smart dog?
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 05:40 PM
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Todays answers>


1. Its still light outside.


2. 24 plums are worth 16 apples. It takes only 2/3rds the number of apples to equal in value 3/3rds the number of plums. If 3/3rds the number of plums equals 24, then 2/3rds of that number is 16.


3. 37 days. At the end of day one the worm would be at the one meter mark. At the end of the 35th day the worm would be at the 35 meter mark. On the 36th day the worm travels from 35 meters to 39 meters but slips back to 36 meters at the end of the 36th day. On the 37th day, the worm travels up four meters from the 36th meter and is consequently out of the hole. WTH I hope someone got that just so I can 2 um


4. He was standing on the bottom rung.


5. The probability is zero. If three packages are correctly labelled, so is the fourth.


6. Ten kilometers. Mitch left one hour later than Billy, and was walking at a pace that would allow him to catch up to Billy in one hour. Since Henny was running for one hour at ten kph, he ran ten kilometers.


7. The Z should go above the line because all the letters on the top are formed with straight lines and all the letters on the bottom are formed with curved lines.

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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Feb 6 2006, 05:55 PM
Is there such a thing as a smart dog?
YES and I see I needz 2 2 ya for gittin #3 I was lost at worm
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 06:29 PM
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I like my answer to #1
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Old Feb 7, 2006 | 07:59 AM
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Todays wonderfull ?'>


1. Shadow asked his secretary to make him a coffee. While the secretary was making the coffee, her clip-on earring fell into the cup. Even though the cup had coffee in it, the earring didn't get wet. How is this possible?


2. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?


3. A starving rabbit came upon a farmer's lettuce garden which was surrounded by a picket fence. The rabbit knew that he must eat soon or he would die. The problem the rabbit faced was that he could barely squeeze through the fence even in his hungry condition.
If he were to go inside and eat the lettuce, he would be too fat to escape should the farmer come by.
The other problem facing the rabbit was that the lettuce was too large to push through the fence. How could the rabbit manage to eat the lettuce and still be able to escape?


4. Sid Shady asked his wife to accompany him to a war movie being featured that night. During a scene when grenades were exploding and guns were firing, Shady decided the time was right; he pulled out a gun and shot his wife. He then took her out of the theater without anyone trying to stop him. Why not?


5. It was in a major leage baseball game that a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs. His team lost 4-0. How could this be possible?


6. Why is a manhole cover round? ( Give two reasons )



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Old Feb 7, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Feb 7 2006, 11:59 AM
Todays wonderfull ?'>


1. Shadow asked his secretary to make him a coffee. While the secretary was making the coffee, her clip-on earring fell into the cup. Even though the cup had coffee in it, the earring didn't get wet. How is this possible?


2. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?


3. A starving rabbit came upon a farmer's lettuce garden which was surrounded by a picket fence. The rabbit knew that he must eat soon or he would die. The problem the rabbit faced was that he could barely squeeze through the fence even in his hungry condition.
If he were to go inside and eat the lettuce, he would be too fat to escape should the farmer come by.
The other problem facing the rabbit was that the lettuce was too large to push through the fence. How could the rabbit manage to eat the lettuce and still be able to escape?


4. Sid Shady asked his wife to accompany him to a war movie being featured that night. During a scene when grenades were exploding and guns were firing, Shady decided the time was right; he pulled out a gun and shot his wife. He then took her out of the theater without anyone trying to stop him. Why not?


5. It was in a major leage baseball game that a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs. His team lost 4-0. How could this be possible?


6. Why is a manhole cover round? ( Give two reasons )



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1. The was instant and had coffee but no water in it yet.
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Old Feb 7, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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2. She was a JOP/minister/Rabbi
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Old Feb 7, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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3. HE couldn't..hence the rabbit died...this is all code for MOMS PREGNANT AGAIN!
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Old Feb 7, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Feb 7 2006, 09:13 AM
3. HE couldn't..hence the rabbit died...this is all code for MOMS PREGNANT AGAIN!



I usually try NOT 2 comment on replies till da end a da day but couldnt help dat 1 :looksdownattummy:
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