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Get a tickey?

 

reread

 

Todays wonderfull ?'s>


1. Scheming Suzie is afraid of monsters hiding under her bed. She usually runs from her bedroom door and leaps onto her bed so the monsters can't get her. Even though Suzie's bed is twelve feet from the door, she manages to switch off her light and jump into bed before her room is dark. Since Suzie doesn't use any device to flip the switch, how is she able to accomplish tis remarkable feat?


2. If 3 plums are worth 2 apples, how many apples are 24 plums worth?


3. A worm is at the bottom of a forty meter hole. It can crawl upwards at the rate of four meters in one day, but at night, it slips back three meters. At this rate, how long will it take the worm to crawl out of the hole?


4. zDave was washing windows on a high-rise office building when he slipped and fell off a sixty foot ladder onto the concrete sidewalk below. Incredibly, he did not injure himself in any way. How was this possible?


5. Kens2k worked for a packaging company. One day, Ken recieved four seperate orders and accidently mixed up the addresses, so he applied the address labels at random. What is the probability that exactly three packages were correctly labelled?


6. West Side Billy left the ( Soul-Ace-Hotel ) at a walking speed of two kilometers per hour. One hour later, Mitch and his dog Henny left the ( Soul-Ace-Hotel ). Mitch wanted to catch up to Billy and therefore set a pace of four kph. Henny was rather excited and ran back and forth between Billy and Mitch, travelling at a speed of ten kph. When Mitch finally caught up to Billy, how far had Henny run?


7. All the letters of the alphabet, except for the Z, are printed above or below the line. Where does the Z belong and why?


A EF HI KLMN T VWXY
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BCD G J OPQRS U





Good luck NOTE I gave a couple extra since I havent been postin due to my trip.

 

1. The light switch is by her bed.

2. 16

3. 37 days.

4. He was washing the first floor windows (on the bottom rung of the ladder)

5. 0 - for 3 to be right, all 4 would be right.

6. 10 KM. It takes Mitch an hour to catch up to the obviously drunk WSB, so Henn-dawg is running for 1 hour as well.

7. Top. The letters on top are made up of only straight lines, the letters on the bottom have curves.

 

Sounds like the parcel company that NP used in mailing out the Foosball prizes.

 

well I sent BB a lil packie on like NEW YEARS EVE and he STILL has not recieved it It was USPS so no way to trackie I'm resending FED EX at his request hope it makes it

 

I doubt that was USPS's fault

 

EVERYTHINGS the postal services fault

 

1. Or she went to bed while there's still light out.

6. Stupid dog.