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Old Sep 5, 2007 | 08:45 AM
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<---- didn't read back and take the quiz but may do so now as I will get all the answers correct.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 09:36 AM
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Todays ?'s >

1. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?

A ) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B ) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF


2. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


3. Which is correct to say, ' The yolk of the egg are white ' or, ' The yolk of the egg is white ' ?


4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


5. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


6. Sam Slug got out of jail and pushed his car to the St. James Place Hotel. When he arrived he realized he was bankrupt. How could his financial disaster be explained?


7. When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, " In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "
How old is she?


8. A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home.
In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him.
Who were they?


9. Four men sat down to play,
They played all night 'till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?



good luck
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 10 2007, 10:36 AM
Todays ?'s >

1. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?

A ) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B ) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF


2. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


3. Which is correct to say, ' The yolk of the egg are white ' or, ' The yolk of the egg is white ' ?


4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


5. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


6. Sam Slug got out of jail and pushed his car to the St. James Place Hotel. When he arrived he realized he was bankrupt. How could his financial disaster be explained?


7. When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, " In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "
How old is she?


8. A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home.
In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him.
Who were they?


9. Four men sat down to play,
They played all night 'till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?



good luck
1. Tower - the A list can all be proceeded with "water"

2. 12

3. The yolk of the egg is white.

4. Short

5. No such town / no such person

6. He was in jail?

7. 12

8. Catcher and umpire (baseball)

9. They were musicians.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 10 2007, 12:36 PM
Todays ?'s >

1. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?

A ) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B ) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF


2. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


3. Which is correct to say, ' The yolk of the egg are white ' or, ' The yolk of the egg is white ' ?


4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


5. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


6. Sam Slug got out of jail and pushed his car to the St. James Place Hotel. When he arrived he realized he was bankrupt. How could his financial disaster be explained?


7. When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, " In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "
How old is she?


8. A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home.
In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him.
Who were they?


9. Four men sat down to play,
They played all night 'till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?



good luck
1. cliff, because you can fall off of it while skiing

2. 12

3. neither, yolk is yellow

4. ?

5. he's in tulsa

6. Monopoly

7. 8

8. Umpire and catcher

9. they weren't playing against each other
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 09:54 AM
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<- owned by my own grammar policing.

Didn't even think of Monopoly for #6. Your #7 is definitely wrong though.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 10:04 AM
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ooooooooooooooooh I bein a lido :flyonwall: in here watching the brainiacs go against each otha wheres Jimmy today???
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 10 2007, 12:54 PM
Didn't even think of Monopoly for #6. Your #7 is definitely wrong though.
oh, yeah it is
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 10 2007, 12:46 PM
4. Short
i'm an idiot
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 10:53 AM
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Can't argue with that.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 11:26 AM
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can't disagree
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