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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 11:53 AM
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What is an ape tit.

I'll take condiments that have mustard seeds in them for $400.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Sep 10 2007, 12:53 PM
What is an ape tit.

I'll take condiments that have mustard seeds in them for $400.


classic bean
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 10 2007, 11:36 AM
Todays ?'s >

1. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?

A ) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B ) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF


2. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


3. Which is correct to say, ' The yolk of the egg are white ' or, ' The yolk of the egg is white ' ?


4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


5. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


6. Sam Slug got out of jail and pushed his car to the St. James Place Hotel. When he arrived he realized he was bankrupt. How could his financial disaster be explained?


7. When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, " In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "
How old is she?


8. A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home.
In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him.
Who were they?


9. Four men sat down to play,
They played all night 'till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?



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1. ???

2. 12

3. Neither, yolks are yellow.

4. Short

5. Theft is illegal everywhere.

6. You can't get money from a hotel.

7. She is 12. X+2=Y (Y/2)= X-5

8. The catcher and umpire.

9. ???
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 10 2007, 11:46 AM

9. They were musicians.
Good call, I didn't see that one.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 03:35 PM
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5. Wood doesn't capture images so well.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Sep 10 2007, 11:36 AM
Todays ?'s >

1. What word from group B belongs to group A and why?

A ) FRONT, SKI, MELON, FALL

B ) ROAD, TIRE, TOWER, CLIFF


2. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?


3. Which is correct to say, ' The yolk of the egg are white ' or, ' The yolk of the egg is white ' ?


4. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


5. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?


6. Sam Slug got out of jail and pushed his car to the St. James Place Hotel. When he arrived he realized he was bankrupt. How could his financial disaster be explained?


7. When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, " In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "
How old is she?


8. A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home.
In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him.
Who were they?


9. Four men sat down to play,
They played all night 'till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain,
If no one lost, how could all gain?



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1. I have no idea.

2. 12

3. The yolk of the egg is yellow.

4. SHORT

5. There is no such place as "Okmulgee, Oklahoma?"

6. He sucks at Monopoly.

7. Twelve years old.

8. The catcher and the Umpire. He was playing baseball.

9. They were musicians playing a gig and all got paid to play.
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 04:09 PM
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Todays answers>

1. Tower, Tower and all the words from group A can be preceeded by the word water


2. Many people will answer four, but of course there are 12 three cent stamps in a dozen.


3. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.


4. The word short.


5. You cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg anywhere - you need a camera.


6. Slug was playing Monopoly. When he landed on the St. James Place Hotel, he was wiped out.


7. Suzie is 12


8. The man himself was a baseball player. The two masked men were the umpire and the other team's catcher.


9. The players were professional musicians.

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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 04:43 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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Hey, I got more than usual this week, lucky me.
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Old Sep 11, 2007 | 06:04 AM
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didn't do too badly....but i can't believe i didn't get SHORT
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