Another Blonde Joke A group of blondes in a class at the University of Southern California were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures -- the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student comes along, sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes and walks away.
After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed, "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"

 

Nice....I'm gonna have to use that one

 

bump

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SR71BB
[B]Hey - go easy on blondes, damnit - mine likes to auto-x

 

I think I just did...
You da man.

 

All blondes like to drink.

 

Blondes are nice.

 

What he said!

 

Newcastle.......mmmmm Newcastle

 

Good one TPW!

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender
over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak
to the manager. The bartender says, ''He isn't here but I can do anything
the manger can do for you.'' By this time the lady is running her fingers
down his face and into his mouth and is letting him suck on her fingers.

She says, ''You're sure he isn't here?''
The bartender says, ''Yes, I'm very sure.''
The lady says, ''Well, I just wanted to tell him there's no toilet paper
or soap in the women's restroom.''