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Here's another one...
(Some of you may have heard this one before, but owell)
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because
they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor
asks what state he is from and the man says that he is from Alabama.
The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda
can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure
of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California. When
that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him
the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him.
The husband figures that the doctors must be right. So he goes home,
puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...''
The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue
counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''
(Some of you may have heard this one before, but owell)
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because
they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor
asks what state he is from and the man says that he is from Alabama.
The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda
can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure
of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California. When
that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him
the exact same thing that the doctor in Ohio told him.
The husband figures that the doctors must be right. So he goes home,
puts a lit cherry bomb in a soda can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...''
The husband takes the soda can and puts it between his legs to continue
counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''
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From: Burtonsville, MD
And another one...
A young boy approached his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then...ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars is?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
A young boy approached his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then...ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars is?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
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From: Burtonsville, MD
and yet another...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little
bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little
bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
[QUOTE]Originally posted by andyp
[B]And another one...
A young boy approached his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then...ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
[B]And another one...
A young boy approached his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then...ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
