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05-10-2002, 09:17 AM
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Lulu was a hooker, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,
the police raided a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the hookers line up along
the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her
granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not
willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges
and
she
was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I
think
I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the
line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of
the
hookers. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow,
still going at it at your age? How do you do it?
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip
the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted
the police raided a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the hookers line up along
the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her
granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not
willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges
and
she
was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I
think
I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the
line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of
the
hookers. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow,
still going at it at your age? How do you do it?
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip
the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted
05-13-2002, 11:10 AM
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An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to
> the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam, the doctor
> says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing
> notes to help you remember things."
>
> That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair.
His
> wife says, "Where are you going?"
> He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
> She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
> She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries
> and whipped cream."
>
> Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
> She says, "You forgot my toast."
> the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam, the doctor
> says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing
> notes to help you remember things."
>
> That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair.
His
> wife says, "Where are you going?"
> He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
> She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
> She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries
> and whipped cream."
>
> Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
> She says, "You forgot my toast."
05-19-2002, 02:20 AM
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Originally posted by The Post Whore
An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to
> the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam, the doctor
> says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing
> notes to help you remember things."
>
> That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair.
His
> wife says, "Where are you going?"
> He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
> She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
> She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries
> and whipped cream."
>
> Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
> She says, "You forgot my toast."
An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to
> the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam, the doctor
> says, "You're physically okay, but you guys might want to start writing
> notes to help you remember things."
>
> That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair.
His
> wife says, "Where are you going?"
> He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
> She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
> She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
> He says, "All right."
> She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
> He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries
> and whipped cream."
>
> Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
> She says, "You forgot my toast."
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