...and like an idiot I opened the door. I couldn't really see them through the peep hole cuz light was coming in from behind them... From their silhouettes they looked like maintenance people. Imagine my frustration and annoyance when I opened the door...

At least they didn't harass me.

 

Punch them in the neck

 

Mormons usually don't stick around long when I answer the door in my birthday suit

 

Just offer them some beer and coffee and they'll quickly be on their way.

 

Just imagine if they showed up at my door.........

heh heh heh.......

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ltweintz
[B]Just imagine if they showed up at my door.........

 

Me too.

 

Except for the church of highness, heh heh....

 

I had a summer roommate in Marina del Rey who went to Coalinga College, the Church College of Hawaii, and the University of Nice, France. Only one four year college on the planet would accept his credits. Yep, you guessed it, Brigham Young. Man, did he have some weird, shitty stories to tell about his last 2 years. He got tattled on a lot. At the end of the spring semester both years, driving from Provo to LA, he would chain smoke a carton of cigarettes. Man, did he hate that place.

 

Tell them to $$$$ off and close the door, they seem to understand that message quite well!!!!!