My latest theory on life.
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Originally Posted by Superbabe,Jun 19 2004, 01:07 PM
Billy you just have to think that the decisions you make are the best ones! If you had made another one, things would be worse 
If things could have turned out worse, I'd really have to question why I made such a choice.
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WestSide's Second Postulate on Life
When one thinks of the term "waitress", one often conjures images of an attractive young lady working long hours to make meager tips because most people are cheap bastards. And, more often than not, that's true. Many a time I've gone to a restaurant and seen these attractive young women, the occasional not-so-attractive or not-so-young, and even the occasional guy. I've come to realize, though, that much like my life in general, I am cursed. For whenever I am involved, I will always end up with the least attractive waitress, or if she's attractive, she's either inept or a bitch. I've gone into restaurants with ~15 waitresses, 14 of them total hotties, and 1 a flaming homosexual. It's automatic - I get the flaming homo, and he hits on me. This has happened way too many times for it to be mere coincidence. Yes, I am cursed.
When one thinks of the term "waitress", one often conjures images of an attractive young lady working long hours to make meager tips because most people are cheap bastards. And, more often than not, that's true. Many a time I've gone to a restaurant and seen these attractive young women, the occasional not-so-attractive or not-so-young, and even the occasional guy. I've come to realize, though, that much like my life in general, I am cursed. For whenever I am involved, I will always end up with the least attractive waitress, or if she's attractive, she's either inept or a bitch. I've gone into restaurants with ~15 waitresses, 14 of them total hotties, and 1 a flaming homosexual. It's automatic - I get the flaming homo, and he hits on me. This has happened way too many times for it to be mere coincidence. Yes, I am cursed.
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 15 2004, 10:11 PM
WestSide's Second Postulate on Life
When one thinks of the term "waitress", one often conjures images of an attractive young lady working long hours to make meager tips because most people are cheap bastards. And, more often than not, that's true. Many a time I've gone to a restaurant and seen these attractive young women, the occasional not-so-attractive or not-so-young, and even the occasional guy. I've come to realize, though, that much like my life in general, I am cursed. For whenever I am involved, I will always end up with the least attractive waitress, or if she's attractive, she's either inept or a bitch. I've gone into restaurants with ~15 waitresses, 14 of them total hotties, and 1 a flaming homosexual. It's automatic - I get the flaming homo, and he hits on me. This has happened way too many times for it to be mere coincidence. Yes, I am cursed.
When one thinks of the term "waitress", one often conjures images of an attractive young lady working long hours to make meager tips because most people are cheap bastards. And, more often than not, that's true. Many a time I've gone to a restaurant and seen these attractive young women, the occasional not-so-attractive or not-so-young, and even the occasional guy. I've come to realize, though, that much like my life in general, I am cursed. For whenever I am involved, I will always end up with the least attractive waitress, or if she's attractive, she's either inept or a bitch. I've gone into restaurants with ~15 waitresses, 14 of them total hotties, and 1 a flaming homosexual. It's automatic - I get the flaming homo, and he hits on me. This has happened way too many times for it to be mere coincidence. Yes, I am cursed.
