My latest theory on life.
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Sep 15 2004, 11:49 PM
Here's a tip... don't touch the straight guy homo
But-always tip your bartender--more so if she is really cute and wears low rise jeans, black thong, and a tank top.
But I digress.
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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by zdave87,Oct 18 2004, 10:05 AM
But-always tip your bartender--more so if she is really cute and wears low rise jeans, black thong, and a tank top.
But I digress.
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From: Nowhere
Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Oct 5 2004, 10:52 PM
Two outings in a row where I got the babe de jour. First one she's married, second one I was too much of a pussy to ask out. So, I guess my 2nd postulate is entirely irrelevent with exception to those around me.
I also asked out aforementioned 2nd hottie... shot down.
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From: State of Confusion
My latest theory is that one way to get a date is to have your father have a stroke. Not the EASIEST way, and you're never really sure if it's a sympathy date, but it DOES work... 
