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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 10:11 AM
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You're all a bunch of bozons. . . but what I say doesn't matter.
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:04 AM
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Lame jokes are such a constant, but I'm neutral whether they have potential.
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, "Would
you like to sit at the bar?" The red cell answered, "No thanks, I'll just
circulate."
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:13 AM
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WATT is the unit of power?
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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"I wish I had invented the telegraph," he replied remorsefully.
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:18 AM
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"If you roll an orange across a table, what physical force brings it to a halt?
"Pulp Friction!"
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 11:36 AM
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For a good prime call: 555.793.7319
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Is that your number?
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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