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Old Apr 6, 2006 | 05:41 PM
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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Old Apr 6, 2006 | 10:05 PM
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and an atom is walking along.
he said to his friend "I think I lost an electron"
"are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 04:39 AM
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 06:41 AM
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At least the topic is current.
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I'm taking a neutral stance on the quality of these jokes.
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says I'll serve you on one condition
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Don't start anything.

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I love lame jokes.
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This thread will turn out to be a lighting rod for lame jokes.
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 10:07 AM
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This thread has its' quarks...
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