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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 11:01 AM
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A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

"Welcome to the family," said the man. "I'm so happy, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted, "Oh, um, I actually hate factories. Can't stand the noise."

The father-in-law said, "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work, too," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 08:59 PM
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 12 2006, 11:59 PM
heh
LOL, you laughed at your own joke ONLINE
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