For those who thought the hardest part of Physics
101 was the constant
conversion from feet and inches to the metric
system, including all its
Newtons, Joules, and Watts, here are some other
useful conversions:


Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the
pavement: bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile
per hour: Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because
it's less filling: 1 lite
year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 pains: 1 kiloahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight
line

454 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 milliliters of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

100 rations: 1 C-ration

2 monograms: 1 diagram

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at
Yale University
Hospital: 1 I.V. League

100 Senators: Not 1 decision

 

LOL


Great one's Josh.

 

Nice post...those were funny.

 

These piss me off because I can't remember any of them, even though there are so many.

 

Good stuff UB!

 

 

i like the twokilomockingbird one hehehe

 

heh heh heh....kilos

 

kilo

 

Kilos are good M'Kay.