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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 12:19 AM
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Man Finds Shell on Beach

Include Your Children When Baking cakes

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

And this one is said to have been quoted after a lunatic escaped from an asylum, raping a cleaner before fleeing :

Nut Screws Washer and Bolts
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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This Has to Be Homer Simpson...

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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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Nice ones, James.
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Jan 21 2005, 03:19 AM
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
At least this ones true
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 05:22 AM
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[QUOTE=KenS2K,Jan 21 2005, 03:57 PM] This Has to Be Homer Simpson...

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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 04:21 PM
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[QUOTE=KenS2K,Jan 22 2005, 04:57 AM] This Has to Be Homer Simpson...

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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 04:32 PM
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