Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.

 

uh-huh

 

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

 

Pretty good, but I was hoping the female Portugese team would perform better.....

 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

 

yeah, the female portuguese team has commanded high expectations...

 

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

 

you think they'll make it to the semi-finals? I was sure surprised they gave it up in game 7 like that......

 

they're Portuguese...


Giving it up was inevitable...

 

I suppose you are correct.... at least they went a long time.....