The OFFICIAL Dirty Laundry thread
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Ok boys I got a story:
My second semester of college and we were going to a frat party because the bars downtown had gotten raided
I have never been one to drink beer, but that night, I was seriously desperate. After an hour, I had drinken 6 beers and was dancing with my friends when one of the brothers I knew came around with a funnel.......
Needless to say, I funnelled 5 beers in about a 1/2 hr
and was wasted beyond belief....another brother takes me to one of the bathrooms upstairs for me to pee.....after I did that, he offers to walk me to my building....I peace out on my friends and go back with this random kid to my building...go to the bathroom..when I come out the fool is in his boxer briefs!!! 
Basically, Im really drunk, but my mind is still there enough to know that this kid is a dumb ass....nonetheless, I decide to see what happens...we kiss and stuff and he starts to do a lil more, but I decided I wasnt in any mood to be giving and kick him out.
At this point, my original roomate had moved back to Queens since she was homesick...so I had both beds moved together to make 1 huge comfy bed
my freind Jennifer who lived next door hated her roomie so she slept next to me every nite ...
So anyway, the guy wants to stay over cuz he doesnt wanna walk back....he just wanted to sleep in the same bed with 2 girls
I still kick him out... 
the next morning, I wake up and go to the bathroom. My large stuffed puppy is hanging from a hook
I go back to bed and when I woke up, Jen updated me on why everything was so odd:
In the process of changing into PJ's, I passed out. While I was sleeping, it seems like I had enough eneergy to move my body to the side of my bed and
on the floor below. When Jen came home, she dressed me, cleaned the puke and cleaned my stuffed dog too
I also found out that while she was doing this, 2 of our suitemates came home, saw my door open and jumped on me in the bed and I didnt move a muscle ....
this was the most drunk I have ever been, nor will ever will be....but it was a funny tale so I thought Id share
My second semester of college and we were going to a frat party because the bars downtown had gotten raided
I have never been one to drink beer, but that night, I was seriously desperate. After an hour, I had drinken 6 beers and was dancing with my friends when one of the brothers I knew came around with a funnel.......
Needless to say, I funnelled 5 beers in about a 1/2 hr
and was wasted beyond belief....another brother takes me to one of the bathrooms upstairs for me to pee.....after I did that, he offers to walk me to my building....I peace out on my friends and go back with this random kid to my building...go to the bathroom..when I come out the fool is in his boxer briefs!!! Basically, Im really drunk, but my mind is still there enough to know that this kid is a dumb ass....nonetheless, I decide to see what happens...we kiss and stuff and he starts to do a lil more, but I decided I wasnt in any mood to be giving and kick him out.
At this point, my original roomate had moved back to Queens since she was homesick...so I had both beds moved together to make 1 huge comfy bed
my freind Jennifer who lived next door hated her roomie so she slept next to me every nite ...So anyway, the guy wants to stay over cuz he doesnt wanna walk back....he just wanted to sleep in the same bed with 2 girls
I still kick him out... the next morning, I wake up and go to the bathroom. My large stuffed puppy is hanging from a hook
I go back to bed and when I woke up, Jen updated me on why everything was so odd:In the process of changing into PJ's, I passed out. While I was sleeping, it seems like I had enough eneergy to move my body to the side of my bed and
on the floor below. When Jen came home, she dressed me, cleaned the puke and cleaned my stuffed dog too I also found out that while she was doing this, 2 of our suitemates came home, saw my door open and jumped on me in the bed
and I didnt move a muscle ....this was the most drunk I have ever been, nor will ever will be....but it was a funny tale so I thought Id share
