[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ledfoot
[B]okay...time for a couple mental images:


*Jim walks into a Mail Boxes Etc. with a shopping bag with various forms of junk food....he approaches the clerk behind the counter*

Clerk: Can I help you sir?
Jim: Yes....what is the largest box you can mail from here?
Clerk:

 

*Luke opens his front door on a Saturday, greeted by a giant box on his front stoop. Rubbing his eyes to make sure he isn't that hung over he drags the box inside. There is no return address, but the box is clearly addressed to him. After kicking the remnants of last nights party off of his floor, he sets to work opening the box.....noticing that there is a large label in red letters at the top:

FRAGILE: DROP ME AND SEE WHAT YOU ****ING GET

He opens the top of the box and hears something move inside. The bubble wrap inside starts popping on it's own...Luke steps back for a minute....staring at the box......he picks up a bat from the floor....slowly approaching the box......it's bubble wrap is still popping.... All of a sudden Jim pops out of the box.....popping bubble wrap with his fingers*

Jim: Heheh...I love this stuff, it was worth the extra money! *looks at Luke still holding the bat*
Hey man......we playin' baseball or something? I didn't bring a mitt....

 

Jimmy thats awesome!!!


But where's Billy?

 

yer right...that's not fair of me....I'll mail myself to West SIIIIIIDE first

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ltweintz
[B]

LMAO!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ledfoot
[B]

 

sure...the three of us can play drinking games in the box

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ledfoot
[B]sure...the three of us can play drinking games in the box

 

I keep trying, but the rev limiter doesn't like it so much!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ledfoot
[B]*Luke opens his front door on a Saturday, greeted by a giant box on his front stoop.