The Official Hello to Sophia Thread
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True Story:
*Jim frantically makes his way to Reagan National Airport early Friday afternoon...He hates planes...He hates airports...He is so flustered by the crowds of a$$holes that he literally walks right by Kelly who is calling to him....muttering to himself. Jim finally realizes Kelly is there and, after complaining about airports bitterly, they board their shuttle to NYC*
Jim: Jesus...I can't believe I am doing this....GOD I hate planes
Kelly: You'll be fine...flying is no big deal
Jim: Look, it's not really flying that makes me nervous....I just don't like the fact that I relinquish all control of my own fate when I get on one of these (waves hands around) things
Kelly: Oh quit being a baby
Jim: (Tapping his foot frantically...frowns and wishes to himself that he had had time to hit the airport bar beforehand)
*The plane's Captain gets on the intercom*
CLICK!
Captain: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard...our flight time today should be about 45 minutes...we'll arrive in NYC at approximately 3:04PM
Jim: Her we go
*The plane continues to sit long after the door is shut.....The passengers are clueless as to what is going on...the Captain gets back on the intercom*
Captain: Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing a slight problem that we are trying to correct...The inflatable evacuation slide was tripped when the cabin door was shut....we are trying to get it back in.
Jim: F*ckin'-A
Kelly:You got to be kidding me.
Jim: And you wonder why I hate planes? That slide is supposed to go off when you open the door. (continues tapping foot)
*The flight is cancelled. Kelly and Jim are crammed onto the next shuttle half an hour later...Jim calls his sister in CT to let her know of the delay...when he describes the scene to her she proceeds to crack up laughing*
Katie: They should have hosed it down and let you play on it like a Slip'n'Slide
Jim: (sniggers) Yeah, they could have put dish detergent on it...I got my bathing suit
*Jim frantically makes his way to Reagan National Airport early Friday afternoon...He hates planes...He hates airports...He is so flustered by the crowds of a$$holes that he literally walks right by Kelly who is calling to him....muttering to himself. Jim finally realizes Kelly is there and, after complaining about airports bitterly, they board their shuttle to NYC*
Jim: Jesus...I can't believe I am doing this....GOD I hate planes
Kelly: You'll be fine...flying is no big deal
Jim: Look, it's not really flying that makes me nervous....I just don't like the fact that I relinquish all control of my own fate when I get on one of these (waves hands around) things
Kelly: Oh quit being a baby
Jim: (Tapping his foot frantically...frowns and wishes to himself that he had had time to hit the airport bar beforehand)
*The plane's Captain gets on the intercom*
CLICK!
Captain: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard...our flight time today should be about 45 minutes...we'll arrive in NYC at approximately 3:04PM
Jim: Her we go
*The plane continues to sit long after the door is shut.....The passengers are clueless as to what is going on...the Captain gets back on the intercom*
Captain: Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing a slight problem that we are trying to correct...The inflatable evacuation slide was tripped when the cabin door was shut....we are trying to get it back in.
Jim: F*ckin'-A
Kelly:You got to be kidding me.
Jim: And you wonder why I hate planes? That slide is supposed to go off when you open the door. (continues tapping foot)
*The flight is cancelled. Kelly and Jim are crammed onto the next shuttle half an hour later...Jim calls his sister in CT to let her know of the delay...when he describes the scene to her she proceeds to crack up laughing*
Katie: They should have hosed it down and let you play on it like a Slip'n'Slide
Jim: (sniggers) Yeah, they could have put dish detergent on it...I got my bathing suit
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Brian!!IN thinking about you and Luke by the pool this weekend, the only vision I get in my head is from "Dude Where's My Car?" when they are by the pool in their adidas suits dancing to Rob Base, with all the ladies around them
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ledfoot
[B]True Story:
*Jim frantically makes his way to Reagan National Airport ealry friday afternoon...He hates planes...He hates airports...He is so flustered by the crowds of a$$holes that he literally walks right by Kelly who is calling to him....muttering to himself.
[B]True Story:
*Jim frantically makes his way to Reagan National Airport ealry friday afternoon...He hates planes...He hates airports...He is so flustered by the crowds of a$$holes that he literally walks right by Kelly who is calling to him....muttering to himself.