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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:27 PM
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My girlfriend gets home in about 10 minutes!
Does anyone know how to put a Yorkie back together???
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:36 PM
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Start with the torso; attach head, fore paws, hind paws, then the tail.
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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It's not working!!!
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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change the locks ?
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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Krazy Glue. . . LOTS of Krazy Glue
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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SHIT! The friggin front-right paw is glued to my hand! I'm so fucked!
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:45 PM
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not tonight, you're definitely not getting any
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:47 PM
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Oh contraire!

I'll be getting a '05 Toyota Avalon driven right up my ass in about 2 minutes!
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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better pour a bunch of 20w/50 in there!
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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I think the stroganoff noodle ploy might work well here.

Except for the paw on your hand. Maybe you could stratgically stick it in your ass or something. [huh huh he said ass huh huh].
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