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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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Who's strokin' off?
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 05:21 AM
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Go to the puppy store and buy a replacement.
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 05:25 AM
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Just tell her the little guy walked into a blender. . .
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 05:36 AM
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That could work also.
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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an Avalon is a beast of a car! Enjoy having that tank up your bunghole!!!
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 07:22 AM
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Just put the head in a shoe and say, aw he's so cute lying in my shoe.
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Aug 1 2008, 07:06 AM
an Avalon is a beast of a car! Enjoy having that tank up your bunghole!!!
Imagine the Crisco needed to let that sucker Shawshank it's way out.
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 11:21 AM
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Whew!

Thanks for the advice! The head-in-the-shoe ploy worked!



Well... at least until she goes to put on the shoe....




I'll worry about it when it happens.
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 12:29 PM
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put it in YOUR shoe.
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