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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 09:01 PM
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5., then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?



Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.



Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.



WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.



CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.



I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, Tech Support
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 09:29 PM
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there's a great programs she could use, called Bi-Sexual ThreeWay 4.5 that really improves responce in Husband 1.0
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 10:33 PM
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Hmmm
Must be pirated version
I don't think it's allow by the gov for general usage.
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 10:40 PM
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You can get Bi-Sexual ThreeWay 4.5 here in Japan, but it is a very expensive bit of software ....
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 04:10 AM
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 04:13 AM
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does this apply to Mac users?
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 04:14 AM
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Nope
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
does this apply to Mac users?

Unfortunately, Bi-Sexual ThreeWay doesn't run on Mac, the best you can do is get Masturbation 9.0, but make sure Wife 1.0 isn't running at the same time since they will crash the system.
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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I do have a question...
How do I upgrade my system?
I'm thinking about a 12inch "hard" drive...
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Old Dec 24, 2003 | 10:05 PM
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well, I you'll have to open the box and see how big a hard drive it'll take.......
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