I accidentally drank some bottled Blue Nile water at a new Ethiopian restaurant today. I had lunch with a friend and former business partner who spent time in Ethiopia. The menu was in Amharic and my dumb shit friend mistranslated. Oh, God, no!

 

dont you mean chlamydia?

 

No, schistosomiasis.

 

gonneria?

 

I once had crabs. (Can I say that here?) That was a real treat, particularly notifying all the women I had come into contact with.

 

Gonneherpesyphilaids?

 

is this just a rash, or are you going to die????

 

I believe that would be difficult to treat, Luke.

 

What do they serve at an Ethiopian restaurant?

Do you have to wait 17 years to get served?

Do helicopters bring the food in with the Red Cross?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]I once had crabs.