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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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An opthalmologist said to his patient: "I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masterbating." The patient replied "Why, am I going blind?" The opthalmologist said "no, but it's upsetting the other patients."
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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Oldie but goody.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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oh yuck.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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ah....
have not used that line yet.
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Old Feb 24, 2006 | 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Feb 23 2006, 08:49 PM
ah....
have not used that line yet.
Take any nasty eye shots of patients under anesthesia lately?
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Feb 24 2006, 07:26 AM
Take any nasty eye shots of patients under anesthesia lately?
no trauma lately
also, just got a new phone so all those cools pictures are now gone - didn't know how to transfer pics to a new phone
(I still have the same phone#)
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