40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old
Athletic... Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average-looking... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
Educated... Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit... Sleeps with your sister
Friendship First... As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun... Good with a remote and a six-pack
Good-looking... Arrogant
Honest... Pathological liar
Huggable... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature... Until you get to know him
Open-minded... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit... I spend a lot of time in front of a mirror admiring myself
Poet... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual... Once went to church with my grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful... Says "Please" when demanding a beer