Mrs. Raptor is going away for the weekend? What should I do?

 

drink till you uke:

dance around the house in your undies Tom Cruise style

 

Well I would say PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY but I her just as much as you RB so you better just BEHAVE! Go out n shoot some stars or sumthin and show me the pics K!

 

I'm looking for racier suggestions, here.

 

Get drunk and masturbate with the drapes open

 

 

Goto a "Gentlemans" Club with your buddies I think that's where they teach you how to be a gentleman Think of it like those manners classes that women take. Your wife will appreciate the effort you would be making to become a "better" man hehehehe.

Disclaimer: Don't blame me for any marital problems these "classes" might cause if she finds out you went.

 

is that what those fine establishments are for??

 

lol, yup. I've learned a thing or 2 about being a man from that place I even ended up dating one of the "teachers"

 

if I'm ever in Texas, remind me to look you up. I want to meet a few teachers that are willing and able