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Jan 14, 2004 | 10:52 AM

#11

RiceBurnerTX

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From: Austin

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jtpassat
if I'm ever in Texas, remind me to look you up.

Jan 14, 2004 | 10:57 AM

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jtpassat

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wooo hoo... now that's first class education!

Jan 14, 2004 | 12:22 PM

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The Raptor

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From: La Crescenta, CA

I got better suggestions in the So Cal Forum:

- Get a hooker.

- Get some sleep, then get two hookers.

- Rent some porn, get some whipped cream, then rent a midget.

(and these were all from people that Mrs. Raptor knows.)

Jan 14, 2004 | 12:32 PM

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S2020

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From: Doh!!

what about teach the tadpoles how to synchronize swim. Won't the missus be surprise when she find out how cool that is...

Jan 14, 2004 | 12:44 PM

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jtpassat

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you can always paint the ceiling white

Jan 14, 2004 | 01:21 PM

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wicky

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From: stuffed in a box

Raptor - you can fit at least four midgets in the trunk of an S

Jan 14, 2004 | 01:30 PM

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RaptorsGeoMetro

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From: La Crescenta

Just whack off, you moron.

Jan 14, 2004 | 02:25 PM

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ltweintz

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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI

Quote:

Originally posted by The Raptor
I got better suggestions in the So Cal Forum:

- Get a hooker.

- Get some sleep, then get two hookers.

- Rent some porn, get some whipped cream, then rent a midget.

(and these were all from people that Mrs. Raptor knows.)

I like these suggestions.