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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:42 PM
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Two crooks bought a hotel. They were innmates.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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The poet had written better poems, but he'd also written verse.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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When the human cannonball retired they couldn't find a replacement of the right caliber.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:47 PM
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where are you geting these from??
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:47 PM
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A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.
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