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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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The government's passed some new laws
Wear gloves when you kneed dough because
All Doughnuts should be
Completely germ free
I guess they're a fried of bare claws
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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We were painting the church steeple gray,
When the wind blew our brushes away.
We said to the pastor,
"We've had a disaster!"
He calmly replied, "Let us spray."
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:29 PM
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Said a boy to his teacher one day,
"Wright has not written 'rite' right, I say."
And the teacher replied
As the error he eyed,
"Right! Wright: write 'rite' right, right away!"
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 09:11 PM
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A Glossina morsitans bit rich Aunt Betsy.
Tsk Tsk. Tsetse.
-Ogden Nash
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Old Jul 7, 2006 | 10:54 AM
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Old Aug 21, 2006 | 07:46 PM
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I love this thread.
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