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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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You may not take a second polygraph test because they can't be re-lied upon.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.
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In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
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Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Years ago, changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:01 PM
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Vinyl records are really groovy.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:06 PM
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A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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On organic farms they till it like it is.
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