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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
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Every calendar's days are numbered.
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It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
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Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 11:55 AM
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When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 11:56 AM
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
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Old Feb 3, 2006 | 11:57 AM
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To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
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