Speaking of bears..........

If a bear is chasing you, always run downhill. Bears have much smaller front legs than hind legs and can run much faster uphill than downhill, relative to a human.

If you are wrestling an alligator, hold its mouth shut. The muscles that close the jaws are 1,000 times as powerful as the muscles that open the jaws. (I once saw a jaguar drown a crocodile this way in the Amaxon River.....on TV.)

If you are attacked by a shark, hit it as hard as you can on the snout. It will stun the shark for a moment and you might be able to escape.

If you are threatened by a mountain lion, wave your hands and try to make yourself appear as large as possible.

 

when threatened with a gun to your temple, crap in your pants. cuz thats probably whats going to happen anyway.

 

Good advice.

 

when conrnered by a ferret, always ignore it and look in another direction while whistling non-challantly...

...It will become bored and eventually wander away accordingly.

 

Good stuff Raptor.

I didn't know that about the bears...

As for the shark - you should see the scars on my right ankle from when the ing shark bit me. The ing thing (it was only a 5-footer) bit me, tried to tear off a pece of me, but when found it futile (although I was splashing and screaming like a little school girl), it finally let go and swam away.

I ended up with 17 stitches and now I have a cool-lookin scar to show off.

 

When in a bar and two chicks hit on you always make advances to the hotter one but get the other ones number for backup.

 

good advice Raptor, thanks

 

good advice Mike, thanks

 

morning/afternoon Brant

 

babe.